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I am currently a college student working on getting out into the world. I have a great relationship and live with my boyfriend and we have one pet cat. I'm a bit new to the blog scene, but I have one of my own at "" that focuses around sexuality and sex toy reviews. I have been enjoying learning more on the subject through reviews and the people I have met. I am also very geeky and a bit of a movie buff.

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Contests for March


Check out these great contests going on for the month of March!

1.) Tales from the Toi Box: Blogoversary & Birthday contest
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3.) Misfit Momma is having a $25 Babeland gift card giveaway!

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Currently sexually frustrated.


So recently for the second time in my sex life, I have felt extremely sexually frustrated to the point that I actually get a little grumpy. I’d like to think that I have a nice healthy sex drive and when it gets to the point that I need the release – I need the release and there is no arguing that. I need it so bad that I can’t focus fully on anything that I am doing. Which really sucks, because I am a college student and I have home work that needs to be focused on and when I sit down to work on it. There have been a few times that I sit down to work on my home work and I can’t think about anything other than sex. This is when I usually get a little frustrated with myself, my brain says “Stop that – you can wait until after I finish my work” and my body says “Forget that, I need this right now!”

Luckily for me, I live with my partner and we have sex regularly when we need it. What do I do if he’s not home? I just masturbate with one of the awesome sex toys that I own – so I still get the release that my body craves. Sure, for me it will never replace sex with my partner – but it at least fulfills that need until I can have sex with my guy again. Though there have been times where a sex toy just won’t cut it for me and I need my partner. I need to feel his body against mine and I need the release that he gives me. I also need the feeling he gives me when he wraps his arms around me and lets me lay against him and rest afterward. Nothing will ever give me what he gives me or make me feel the way he makes me feel.

It’s just that I don’t know how to get my mind off of it when it does happen. Right now, my poor guy is currently sick and can barely breathe through his nose and I don’t really have a whole lot of time to myself right now to even masturbate. That is what happened the first time I became sexually frustrated as well. My beau and I were both so busy that at night we were too tired to even think of having sex. I’m thinking I might have to hide one of my water proof toys under the sink or something so I will have one in there at all times when I may need one – so I have that back up at least.

So, here I am currently feeling sex obsessed and waiting impatiently for my partner to get better.

Pleasurists #118


Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #117? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #119? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday February 27th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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  • Fleshlight Review and Giveaway from Daily Sex Toys Deadline: February 24th.
  • Flutter Bug Giveaway Deadline: February 25th.
  • Glass Obsession Giveaway Deadline: February 25th @ Noon.
  • February Giveaway Deadline: February 25th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
  • The iCandy Sex Toy Giveaway Deadline: February 28th @ Midnight.
  • Blogoversary Giveaway – 4 Sexy Prize Packs Deadline: March 5th.
  • Giveaway Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet Deadline: March 5th.
  • Frisky Bzzz Buddies Vibrator Deadline: March 7th.
  • Valentines Day Giveaway Deadline: March 14th.
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  • Win a Gorgeous Glass Sex Toy from C.A.P. and Dr. Ruthie! Deadline: March 31st.

Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…


  • Sweetheart I Rub My Duckie by Mistress Kay
  • LeReve Bullet by VenusToyTrap
  • LeReve Vibe by VenusToyTrap
  • Magic Slim Precious Paddle by Mattie Omega
  • bCurious by Joan Price
  • Red Remote Controlled Egg by Mistress Kay
  • Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet by Venus
  • Power Bumper by buzzvibe
  • Natural Contours BonBon by Red Vinyl Kitty
  • Triple Tease by Pet Lexi
  • Je Joue MiMi by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • Toyfriend Curvy by Beanfiddler
  • Chippendale Diva by Sea of Neptune
  • Silicone Ribbed Dream by Lucid Obsession


The Chippendale's Diva

Chippendale’s Diva vibrator review


The Chippendale's Diva

What is sleek, shiny, silver and black all over? It’s the Chippendale’s Diva vibrator from Babeland sex toys. The Diva is a fancy luxury vibe and you can tell it’s a luxury just by looking at it. I am thrilled that I was given the chance to review it! The Diva is made of smooth ABS plastic and measures in at 5 inches long. Each end of the vibrator is about 2 1/2 inches wide. One end is the battery compartment, which is opened by pulling off the end cap. It holds 3 AAA batteries and they are very easy to insert and remove (you insert them on top of the ribbon, so you can use the ribbon to help remove them). If you’re like me and you don’t keep AAA batteries on hand, you may want to stock up on them so you can keep them on hand for this toy! The other end of the Diva hold the motor, which is also where the vibrations originate from and then radiate out throughout the toy. This side is referred to as the “pleasure point” and is the side you will set against the area of the body that you want to stimulate. It is controlled by two buttons, the “+” which both turns on and strengthens the vibrations. The “-” which weakens the vibrations and turns it off. If you hold the “+” button for 2 seconds to change through the stimulation modes. There are 8 different modes and they consist of separate continuous, pulsating, and roller coaster (starts slow and speeds up) vibrations in various speeds and patterns.

The Diva and it's silky storage case.

The Diva also has a little LED light that will shine red when you push a button. It also has a convenient locking function so you can travel with it and not have to worry about it turning on. That will save you from having to think up some story to tell someone about why your bag is vibrating. The Diva is made for external stimulation; it works great for both solo and couple use. The pleasure point end fits naturally against the vulva and also has a small nub to help with pinpoint stimulation. The shape of the vibrator reminds me of a bean shape and the outward curve fits ergonomically in your hand. The inward curve fits against your vulva, breast, neck, arms, or legs. Holding it in the middle, the ends make for a great back massager due to the curved shape.

Control buttons

I love the design of the Diva, it looks completely luxurious due to the shiny and sleek smooth surface of the toy. It is also adorned with a ring of shiny silver. I got the Diva in black, but you also have the choice of white. The surface is completely smooth with no textures – so it’s great for those looking for a textureless external vibrator. The vibration strength varies, so depending on your preference you can choose anywhere from very light to super strong. The controls are very easy to manage and I had no trouble using the toy. It’s not very noisy at all, so I can use it in my room without any worry of my room mate hearing it through a closed door. It’s made of ABS plastic and that is very easy to care for, you just clean it using mild soap and water. It’s only splash proof though, so do not submerge it completely in water.

Bottom side

My impression: I’m always thrilled to be able to try out new and innovative toys. I love this one, it’s design is great and easy to use. I found it both pleasurable during solo and couples use. My partner and I did try to use it during foreplay and I was able to fit it between us during sex in the missionary position and it is also easy to hold and keep in place in other positions as well. I liked it best during sex when we were in missionary with me lying on my stomach and I was able to lay on top of it. You have to position it just right though so it doesn’t press against your pubic bone. I highly recommend the Diva, it’s now my favorite external vibrator that I own. It’s a little pricey, but it’s worth it because I have definitely gotten a lot of use out of it and it’s nice and durable so I don’t see it going out on me anytime soon.


I highly recommend the Chippendale’s Diva and if you would like one of your own, go to and get one. Be sure to check out all of their sex toys, lubricants, and books while you are there as well.

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