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Since there is no tension, they just fall right off every time I lean forward or shake too hard. They don’t ‘hug’ the nipple, but instead balance like paperclips on a pencil eraser–which is every bit as unsexy as it sounds. I did try to tighten the loop a bit, but the metal was pretty stubborn and did not budge enough for me to bend to size. I stopped just short of breaking them.
Note: It’s not the I love negative reviews, but often bad products lead to good writing and fun ways to say “it sucks.” Accompanying this review are some gorgeous pictures, it’s unfortunate they look far better than they work or actually are.